Captain Fawcett Physician Moustache Wax - 15ml

A veritable winter warmer and purported ‘Man Flu’ preventative... Fawcett’s Physician Mentholated Moustache Wax is an ideal decongestant and if, rumours are to be believed, regular usage of same will help you breed more easily (shome mishtake shurely? Ed.)

Top tips for maintaining a stiff upper lip.

• Keep wax warm in either a waistcoat or trouser pocket.
• Use the back of your finger nail to remove a small amount of wax from the tin.
• Soften wax between thumb and forefinger, smooth into your moustache in an outwards & upwards motion. 
• Adding a little wax in a final twisting flourish to your by now perky tips will ensure a tip top finish.